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Official: Tom Cruise Actually Is Jesus Christ
hecklerspray -24 Jan 2007
Some Tom Cruise films are so bad that normal people have to exclaim "Jesus Christ" when they watch them - which is funny, because Tom Cruise actually is Jesus Christ, and any more talk like that and he'll zap your bum with his holy eye lasers.
Cruise is Scientology’s “Christ”!Hindustan Times
Tom Cruise is 'a Christ'Melbourne Herald Sun
Think Fashion - Monsters and Critics.com - Digital Spy - The South African Star (subscription)
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